Genuine Soviet Cosmoline: Anti-Age Time Erasing Wonder
In the Soviet Union, eternal life and time travel are the same as here, but entirely different. We have managed to source this ancient Eastern secret of preservature. Endorsed by the Gun Jesus himself (@Forgotten Weapons ), this wonderful all-in-one and one-in-all solution is available only from Varusteleka. Very limited batch, get yours now or die later.
Limited run!
https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/genuine-soviet-cosmoline:-anti-age-time-erasing-wonder/67431